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1.If you don't like me singing disco music for no
reason, it's your problem
2. Don't think know what goes on with us, you don't know about our periods, and if you claim
you do, we're going to laugh at you.
3. Our moods change frequently (refer to #2.)we may be perfect little angels or your
worst nightmare .
4. Don't question me if I want an ice cold fudge bar right smack in the middle of winter , or in the
beginning of spring when it's still really cold out, it's something you probably wouldn't understand
5. I can be a good
girl if I try, but it's more fun being bad.
6. Don't tease us...we tend to gather rather quickly to come to each other's
defense
7. If we're being bitchy, there's a reason, don't make YOU the reason.
8. I WILL SURVIVE, you on the other
hand might not.
9. If you sing like the Bee Gees, you have problems
10. If you resemble a Hanson, You have bigger
problems
11.No matter what you think, not all of us like to read trashy romance novels
12.Even if we seem tame, there
is a party girl in each of us. Don't worry, we won't bite...hard.
13. One of my teachers once said "(s)he who holds the
purse string holds the power" But if you held purse strings for any reason, I'd be worried. In other words...We're in charge
14. If you make us cry, it's pretty low, but don't worry, we'll get back at you sooner or later.
15.If we have to
get back at you, it won't be pretty.
16. We were not put on this earth to be your maids, Clean up your own damn mess
17.We
are not yours, we are our own people
18.Despite popular belief, we do not like hearing your smelly farts.
19.Worship
me like the goddess I am, and get on your knees and BEG!!
20. If you can't handle the fire DON'T touch the flame.
21.
Ya gotta problem..there's the door.
22. No matter what, you're never good enough for us, the problem is your stupidity
levels are all the same.
23. Guys are always scum
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