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Types of Guys

Thanks to Christine for this one!

** These traits may not be true to all guys of the categories....** -::crosses fingers behind my back::-

Player

The player is the most subtle...most likely, he's one of the guys you've known the longest..and you can usually sense why he's interested in you..yep, sex. He's either not getting enough in his other relationship, or he's just plain greedy..or horny.The guys you've known longer know they have a better chance of getting with you, because they know your somewhat more comfortable with them then other guys, they can also sense when your vulnerable...sounds like they're real assholes, eh? Yep, they know exactly how to play your cards..even the ones you haven't known a while, just know exactly what to say and who to say it to. The only problem with the player is, he's stupid. He's that kid who thought he was all that, and still probably does. He thinks he could have any girl he wants usually...he's very similiar to that guy who thinks he's all that. The only problem with the way this guy operates, is that he's un-intelligent, he doesn't realize that girls have big mouths and that they do use them. Usually we gossip with friends, and ...sometimes even people we don't know, basically..just for fun, but we do find out eventually..well be talking to someone, and they'll bring it up. Guys may not want to think about it..they might not want to believe it, but it ALWAYS happens, either that..or us girls, catch the guys in the act of cheating- which is twice as bad..So, guys..a word to the wise, DONT BE SO DUMB! Think about how were going to find out! and how many people well tell afterwards...( some guys in this cateogory are just afraid of commitment, though)

Stalker

Okay, so i admit..it's nice to have someone obsessing over us, until it gets out of hand..if you follow us everywhere we go, call us constantly and worship the ground we walk on...it gets annoying, very infact. Bothering us this much, becomes infatuation, and it technically ruins us all...not to mention its kind of an illegal offense in all states. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, and you need to think about us every waking moment...bring it up with your psychiatrist, we don't want to know about it. If you don't push it, but add just the right touch,you may be able to impress us. You never know...** in reality...no girls would go for guys who are this desperate, and obsess over things, if the girls go out with these guys..that usually means that they are desperate themselves.**(( these guys also have a variety of jobs..))

"Spiritual" guy

He's sweet, caring loving, he knows exactly what you want...and exactly how to act around you. He knows what your thinking...the only problem with this type of guy is that he usually ...well, he's usually either swings both ways, or he's a gay guy trying out something new. If you've fallen for this type of guy , and he's not responding..the reason is because..well, he's gay. If you have no problem with a swinging door, go for it...but don't be suprised when he comments on how hott some guy you might like is. (( These guys are usually actors, writers,* usually romance writer guys* poets, any type of artistic guy..computer design guy, or Nurse.))

Buff, and smart

If you can manage to get this guy, and he happens to be sweet...dayum are you lucky. Most likely though, you'll find these guys to be full of themselves. Yes, basically...these guys think they're all that ** most guys think that they are all that...so we best just get over it right now** If you can get a good looking guy, who's sweet and smart..it's a possibility that he's gay, or..maybe your just really lucky. (( these guys can have a variety of jobs.))

Buff, but dumb

If they're hott and buff now, and were the jock type in highschool...you can probably bet that they're either a big football player, with no brain...or some guy whos going to have a beer belly and is going to work in a local general store,or market...or wind up selling shoes. If they're not yet out of highschool, but they're not that big..you can definetly tell they're going to wind up one of those guys in the local stores...

Druggie/Punk

Well...we all know this guy did some shit. These guys are generally not the type you want to be hanging out with, they usually still like things like weed and coke* not the beverage* while your dating them. In some cases, these assholes..** mmm..i could name one, BRANDON!** --- could convince you to take one of these harmful substances, you may think you love this guy...but when your first kid comes out looking like a creature not of this world, it's your problem. If you really love someone like this..maybe you can make them change, but considering were creatures of habit..and these are guys were talking about, the only way he would probably change is if he truly loved you. (( these guys are usually bums and do whatever work they can get.))

Immature

This is a trait shown by most every guy. They sometimes act like babies, unless they're really intellectual..but then again, you also run the risk of them being gay or suicidal. Guys are sort of like babies..minus the diaper. They drool, they whine, they always have to have there way, and they always want something or another. they also buy tools..these are like toys, but now they actually work better and can cause destruction. Guys who act like this are also usually afraid of commitment. (( you would be suprised, but business men could sometimes be this type..other then that, they usually have a variety of jobs.))

Nerd

These guys are usually smart, shy...and sometimes boring. Try and talk about something with them, and they'll be able to explain all the finer parts of each topic. they know about almost everything and spend their spare time reading books. the good thing about these guys is that they're usually sweet..the bad thing is, they're not always the best looking. (( these guys are going to be the most well-off..so if your looking to get rich, marry them...they're usually doctors, lawyers*sometimes* businessmen or they're studying to be college professors ))

Bad boy

These guys are always really really hott, but they're always in trouble and if your not careful, they could get you into trouble too. These guys are sometimes the kind that wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle..sounds yummy, right? definetly, but you have to realize these guys are also afraid of commitment, can sometimes be playing you..and they'll never come to any family get togethers. Most likely they won't want to settle down either, do dont even try it with them. (*** Guys like this are usually mechanics, carpenters, sometimes engineers, and firemen**)

Prick

god there's a lot of these in this world..why do we put up with them? you tell me. These are usually business workers, but their jobs can vary. The word Prick can work with any guy...These guys are the ones who screw you over in business deals, relationships and life in general. they're the ones that get you pregnant, or ..well, you know with you and then dump you the next day. They're very similiar to the player, but it hurts more when your with this type of guy than any other. These guys know how to get into the very existence of you..and break you down until you feel like nothing. They know how to hurt you and they know how to ruin you....They can be anywhere sooo..beware..these guys are major assholes.

Big shits

They're strong, and they think they're everything..they're not exactly interested in one relationship, usually just sex. most likely these guys have been hurt, but that doesn't mean they should just use us girls..does it? they usually think they're all that because girls think they're hott and hang all over them. Some girls who are close with them get taken advantage, and usually want something more from the relationship, but the "big shit" is too scared shitless of commitment and they're usually too conceited, and self infatuated to realize anything. These guys also have a tendency to get what they want,when they wanted..can you say spoiled a bit much? these guys tend not to be good in bed,but they look like they could be..total disappointment (( ** these guys tend to be Cops, Firefighters, Medics, Football players--and one of the reasons they think they're so great is because These guys are usually the tough firefighting or police lieutenants, captains, etc **)) *Usually when these guys have something good right in front of their eyes..they don't notice it. *

"The perfect guy"

Well, that ones easy..there no such thing.It's called natural selection, sometimes you get lucky variations, and sometimes you don't...you just have to put yourself out there and hope for the very best...and if not, close to it.

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