1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she
must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. (If the Female is wrong,
it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.) 7.
(If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.) 8. The Female can change
her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from
the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain
calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances
let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to mind read at all
times. 14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. At no time can the Male make such comments
as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining. 17. If the Female has
PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them. My sexual preference is NO. It's not the
size that counts, it's....no, wait, size does count. My body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray. Remember
you horny piece of dirt, girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. If you want to control someone,
sleep with your remote.
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